About Me

One time I made macaroni and cheese. To make it even better, I decided to add crushed Doritos on top, like an explosion of crunchy, cheesy goodness welcoming your taste buds to the world of cheese-coated pasta.  My husband loves macaroni and cheese - like, it is literally his favorite food in the entire universe. But my husband does not like macaroni and cheese and Doritos. At all. 

So goes my life. I am not afraid to try new things, because the worst that can happen is I end up throwing away an entire pot of crunchy mac & cheese (thus saving myself about 1,200 calories).

Other things of which you should be aware: 
I have been known to wear mismatched socks on purpose
I peel and eat grapefruits like oranges.
I refuse to buy clothing that requires ironing. 
I would, if possible, eat cereal twice a day for the rest of my life. 
I haven't yet learned how to apply liquid eyeliner correctly.
I hate spiders and mayonnaise. Finding a spider in a jar of mayonnaise might literally kill me.

And most importantly, I like to write. A lot.

Feel free to contact me via gmail (kellyspinkbicycle).